Thursday, October 27, 2005

Guys... before and after

during courtship

they're nice.. sweet.. and may promise u the sun.. moon or the star...
their lips r filled with honey (eg. "dear..there's only you in my heart")
anything impossible.. might b possible at that particular event...


in a relationship

eyes started to wander around.. looking at other girls.. it's a nature eh? guys tend to admire wad dey can't have.. in fact all girls r the same.. came with the same package.. a pair of boobs.. n the standard body organs...

being able to accompany the gf back to the hometown at anytime.. evry single time spent with the gf.. is priceless n worth it..

nice words.. r still there.. however.. there may also be special additions such as "u piece of shit".. "shuddup lar"... "u idiot"..


marriage

pathetic
no more sun, moon or star... ceiling fan oso cannot reach leh...~
"go back hometown with u? no pls?" - the normal respond
time? - "i wan to sleep lar.. yesterday football till etc etc..."
outings? - eh.. dota dota... or their fav.. "football.. goall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


this is all solely based on my study... comments r welcome..

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOu went out / studied the wrong guys. :P

Alicia said...

haha it's a norm thing leh.. :P
my cousin's wife told me that too

Chuang Shyue Chou said...

"nice words.. r still there.. however.. there may also be special additions such as "u piece of shit".. "shuddup lar"... "u idiot".."

HILARIOUS! Heheeheh.

But it's terrible.

admin said...

hahaha
so true

Anonymous said...

wake up and live/