Wednesday, November 09, 2005

ah soh Part 1

ah soh is a generic name used to address an older housewife or lady. Sometimes it's used as a pejorative term for a sloppily-dressed woman..

normally ah sohs will cause no harm to the society.. but.. some ah sohs can bring disaster to our lives.. the following event is an example..

yesterday i was so desperate to withdraw $$$ frm an ATM machine in a shopping centre during lunch hr.. there were only 2 persons in frnt of me in the queue and i was happily waiting for my turn until the lead of the queue, an ah soh.. utilized it...

this freakin ah soh.. inserted her card b4 the welcome screen appears.. and as a result of her somewad retarded or ghey action, she got her card stucked or "eaten" by the machine..

for a moment.. i thought that is kinda "cool" ... serve that lady rite as at that particular time i was somehow having a bad mood..

i tot the ah soh would leave.. but hell no.. she just stood there doin nothin.. taking her own sweet time at the ATM machine and said.. "my card got stucked"... she was trying to rescue her stucked up card.. "wad de hell" .. she made evrybody in the queue angry.. she even wasted evryone's time by pressing the buttons non-stop.. as if that the card will come out frm the machine with that kind of action...

in that sort of situation.. the friggin ah soh shud just go to the bank dat is located just a floor above and report her case.. but she, being so dumb.. just happily hog the machine and pisses evrybody off...

as a result of that... not only had i fail to withdraw some money, i also wasted my time waiting in the queue..

and it is all becoz of an ah soh..

9 comments:

v0ices said...

you should've kicked her bum.
I would

Alicia said...

i wish i could... but dat'll b very harsh.. hahaha..

~*~LostSoul~*~ said...

If I'm there with her, yesh, I would help kick on her behalf :Þ

Merv Kwok said...

wahlan eehhh... i got pushed away from the atm machine by an old uncle last nite. glared at the stupid wanker n he didnt dare look at me.

i would kick her for u too lol

Alicia said...

hmm ah peks can also be an element of a disaster eh? nver noe that :/

Merv Kwok said...

i have more problems with ah peks then ah sohs on singapore! makes me miss kuching. only ppl i had problem with there is ah bengs.

gahahaha

Chuang Shyue Chou said...

Ah Sohs... Ack. Miserable critters.

DarReNz said...

for me so far so good .... no crisis ....

tom said...

Sometimes things like that happen, its just life. Machines get broken and stuff, it pisses you off cause you have a bad mood, boosting your anger. I hate standing in a queue to an ATM when a lady(mostly) comes towards it starts pressing buttons randomly not seeing the screen on what there is everything written. Sometimes with the lady there is her advisor who is another lady as smart as the previous one and so they both stand in front of that ATM screen which is innocent. I dont know what could be hard in utilizing an ATM, but apparently to most of ppl its just a big problem to press a few buttons. This happens to me quite often.

tc,bb.