Wednesday, November 30, 2005

[Irritating] Tard in the Bus II

As usual.. i took a bus to work everyday.. today there was a new incident with another tard guy in the bus..




i don't know wad the freak is the problem with this tard as why can't he stand properly... y should he be standing in such a way (as depicted in the picture) and kept irritating me with his stupid position.. his arse was dominating about 35% of the seat..

at that moment.. i was so pissed off and i just feel like poking his butt with sharp needles.. yah.. i'm evil.. poke* poke* poke*.. let him screammmm in pain.. * my imagination.. i wish..


grrr.. i hate irritating tards...

9 comments:

Merv Kwok said...

poke with finger lor. hehe. later he salah faham

Anonymous said...

just elbow him in his butt

v0ices said...

Maybe he WANTS you to poke him in the butt. That's why.

DarReNz said...

just poke the butt hole lo ....

Chuang Shyue Chou said...

Speak in a manly deep voice and say, 'Nice butt'....

Darryl said...

I hope you understand that poking a fleshy area like the butt is not painful. Perhaps that's the reason why my doctor poked my butt with his syringe when I was a baby.

Could that be a reason why women do not enjoy anal sex? :D

Alicia said...

merv: u go do to ur MRT frens lor xD
anonymous: waaa kang kor.. me not so strong
v0ices : don't know lor
darrenz : do it 4 me pls?
csc : LoL cannot.. later he misunderstand..
darryl : poke at the waist can gua... xD

Kampungkai said...

That's one of the reason i hate to take bus. Especially KL buses. Some sick Ftards smell like rotted carcass, and i've even seen breastfeeding in the bus. Uh....

Have not got on a KLbus for, say 4 years?

tom said...

HAH.. this post is funny. I mean its another post about tards on a bus. I know it wasnt funny to you Alicia. But you can always say to him "hey man, could you move a little bit?" I know something about tards in the bus. When a bus stops near a market in the town where i live, there are usually all seats free. The bus opens doors and its like a wave of tards which overflows everything in this bus. Old ladies with HUGE packages start running and booking the seats for friends and for themselves. They dont care whether you stand on the way to the seat which tard is heading to or not. They hit you with bags full or fruit and veggi, heavy ones.. breaking your legs. When it happens to me i always say "you are welcome" in a face of such a lady - after this they feel embarassed. If you were an observer who would stand outside a bus then you wouldnt say that it looks like you were in 21st century anymore. Its like before Chrystus times.

Take care, hopefully nothing bad will happen to you another time on the bus to your work.