Saturday, December 03, 2005

Landlady NightMaRe

i always have the perception that living with a landlady would be a disaster... my nitemares happened last year when i moved in somewhere in paramount garden with a landlady.. since there were just a few options availabe..

in many ways.. the stingy landlady would..

1. restrict me from using too muc electricity.. and for that.. i've to switch off every single electrical appliances even when i'm out from my room for just a few minutes.. they're so super stingy that they use only ONE light bulb for both their toilet and bathroom; and they even off all the lights in the house when they were not at the living room.. so the house is always dark even when there r ppl inside...

2. restrict me from using too muc water.. this include water reuse like using laundry water to flush the toilet... beat that.. even excess water from floor mopping is being used...

3. no boiled water... as the landlady would say.. it's safe to drink tap water.. hah! she herself nver drink water from the tap...

4. the violation of privacy.. landlady would go into my room and check my room when i was not around (i won't b around in the house as i'll b working from 9-6 every weekdays) how do i noe that? she could name the things i hv in my room..

5. raise the rent and deposit all of a sudden.. saying that i use too much electricity.. and yet she has got the guts to say.. (water n electricity included in the rent payment) as the tenancy agreement..

the nitemares didn't end there.. when i've finally decided to move out.. the blar** as**hole landlady scammed my deposit and got someone new to rent the room.. i was bullied and shooed by her retarded husband who is bald and always wear just a pair of boxers around the house...

i could still remember how angry i was.. and i just kept everything in silent.. until one fine day that i've got my sweet revenge...

i'm just so evil.. i wouldn't get into details of wad i did.. but the damage does cost more than my deposit and it made me feel so muc better...

but still i won't forgive the 2 old dumb couple..

17 comments:

Merv Kwok said...

weeeeiii! wat did u do? curious lei

v0ices said...

yea... tell la what you did.
Don't potong stim.

Kampungkai said...

hey, tell la, then i can do that to my future landlords(if there's any)... kao kao potong stim la u!

sounds like u bomb the house, or u cut the telephone wire, or pour pig's blood on their car. Hm, maybe they can't afford petrol, thus pushing their car like Flinstones!

DarReNz said...

i think you flooded the whole house yeah ? btw, if your electricity and water is included in the rent ... there are always restictions .....

lynnee said...

some old landlords r like that... just because u rent a room from them, they think they are entitled to enter ur room as & when they please.

to them, there is no such thing as privacy or respect for others' personal space... :(

jen said...

omg,... spill spill!!! hhaa

Chen said...

U stay at that place for how long?
Wonder how u can tolerate in such a situation :)

I'm curious also what u did actually at the end :P

However, there are nice landlady as well..
At least the one that I stay together with previously is very nice :)

Darryl said...

FUCK! That bitch! And her sugardaddy! DAMN!

In Australia, we actually have a written agreement for that. And the deposit money is kept by a third party organization called the Residential Tenancy Authority (RTA). They offer legal advice to parties who are innocent and offer to take up legal action against the party at fault. Isn't it so cool? Free Of Charge!! :) I guess that's why nobody dares to mug around with the law.

Chemical said...

alicia,. yur damn scary la!

Are they still ALIVE??

I read in the newspaper that there was this old couple who were strangled with a electric dryer cable and shoved head first into the toilet bowl.

Well actually thats a lie...

But since yur not telling...... ^o^

Chuang Shyue Chou said...

Alicia, have you watched 'Psycho'?

rootified said...

you flush their son into toilet bowl?

Alicia said...

hi all.. haha all i did was just some simple thing la.. no serious injury or life taking actions hehe..

Chuang Shyue Chou said...

Keep a chainsaw handy! You never know!

~*~LostSoul~*~ said...

wan me spill out what u did to them? hehehe it'll cost u a dinner with me in order for me not to tell them :Þ

DarReNz said...

i think she did some graffiti ?

Jellyfish said...

to her....
justice was served long time ago
buahahahahaa...
BUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!.........

izso said...

TELL ALREADY!!!