Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Most Disgusting SUpper Ever.

As i spent my last night in my hometown...it was a ritual to have "the last supper" at the neighbourhood eaterie. Upon reaching... i was warmly recieved by a disgusting almost naked papadum pundek with his tattered loins and foul stench. He was practically sipping from every leftover plates or bowls and ranting at his invisible friends.Ok i tolerated all that and gave it a miss when my nice delicious chunky red bean dessert was presented *ahhh* *slurp slurp* then came the 2nd item "delicious fried beehoon with cockles" woohoo~ i did a quick sweep ard my field of vision to make sure that fiend does not pose a threat to my heavenly meal. After spiltting my portion, as i was abt to chow down... a really huge fat guy which was sitting by the next table with his back facing me BROKE WIND!!! >.< it was like *Praatt! pratt! pratt! pree...* Im pretty sure it was a WET FART. argh... that spoilt my appetite period. Had the Hums and shoved the rest... *argh* a truly Disgusting supper indeed.

6 comments:

ShadowFox said...

That'll definitely be the last supper for the night.

Should've brought me there. I will bring along a lighter and fart back at him lighting my ass and let him enjoy methanol on fire.

The flaming buttock strikes again!

tom said...

lol. im sorry for you >.<

Ivan said...

lol. really pity u on this entry. Where in Ipoh can you find semi-naked papadum pundeks wor?.

And the fat fart would have really put most people off eating altogether lo. sick sick...

Kampungkai said...

ewww! did it stink? silent bomb. The fella must have been keeping the shit for 5 days, ewww!

hahhahah i love it when u say PUNDEK... hahahhaha i thought only me using this term! high 5!

Alicia said...

shadowfox : haha.. later ur ass tio burn..

tom : LoL first time i encountered such a scene..

ivan : my hometown lor ~.~ .. was out for supper with my parents..

kampungkai : luckily we sat quite far frm that guy la.. bo silent bomb.. but loud! wan LoL.. high5!

DarReNz said...

haha the guy really craving attention ....