Most Disgusting SUpper Ever.

As i spent my last night in my hometown...it was a ritual to have "the last supper" at the neighbourhood eaterie. Upon reaching... i was warmly recieved by a disgusting almost naked papadum pundek with his tattered loins and foul stench. He was practically sipping from every leftover plates or bowls and ranting at his invisible friends.Ok i tolerated all that and gave it a miss when my nice delicious chunky red bean dessert was presented *ahhh* *slurp slurp* then came the 2nd item "delicious fried beehoon with cockles" woohoo~ i did a quick sweep ard my field of vision to make sure that fiend does not pose a threat to my heavenly meal. After spiltting my portion, as i was abt to chow down... a really huge fat guy which was sitting by the next table with his back facing me BROKE WIND!!! >.< it was like *Praatt! pratt! pratt! pree...* Im pretty sure it was a WET FART. argh... that spoilt my appetite period. Had the Hums and shoved the rest... *argh* a truly Disgusting supper indeed.